♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
You’re the one ordering shots before anyone’s even sat down. Every hour is happy hour when you show up. Just maybe pace yourself — not every conversation needs to turn into a group competition.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
You came for the vibes and the appetizers. You’ll flirt a little, sip slowly, and absolutely judge anyone who doesn’t order food. You’re the reason the table always gets a second round — and no one’s mad about it.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
You start at one bar, end at three, and somehow pick up six new best friends along the way. You’re the chaos coordinator of the night — charismatic, unpredictable, and always “just one more drink” away from a great story.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
You pretend you don’t want to go, but once you’re there, you’re everyone’s therapist with a margarita in hand. You’ll listen, comfort, and maybe tear up mid-mojito. Emotional? Yes. Adorable? Also yes.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
You turn happy hour into a full-on event — outfit planned, angles ready, lighting secured. You’re the main character, and the bartender low-key knows it. When you leave, the vibe leaves with you.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
You’re the planner who sent the group text, made the reservation, and knows who’s Venmo-requesting what. Even your drink order is efficient. Loosen the blazer and let someone else handle the chaos for once — you’ve earned it.
♎ Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
You’re sipping something pretty and flirting with everyone equally. You make small talk feel like a rom-com scene, and your laughter is the night’s soundtrack. Just don’t overthink who texted back — tonight’s about fun.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
You walk in mysterious and magnetic — ordering something dark, probably neat. People are drawn to you, and you know it. Try not to interrogate your crush like it’s a true-crime doc… at least until after round two.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
You’re down for any plan that involves friends, stories, or travel-themed cocktails. You’ll start a debate, make it funny, and buy the next round just to keep the party going. Life’s too short to skip happy hour — and you’re living proof.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You’ll only go if you can count it as “networking.” You keep it classy, responsible, and maybe sneak-check your email under the table. But once you relax, you’re actually hilarious — professional on the outside, chaos legend inside.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You show up late, bring new people no one’s met, and order something nobody’s heard of. You’re the trendsetter, the free spirit, the reason everyone suddenly wants mezcal. Happy hour wouldn’t be the same without your weirdness.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You’re the emotional DJ of the group — picking songs, giving pep talks, and manifesting love for everyone by drink two. You’re sweet, soft, and occasionally cry in the bathroom… but only because you feel everything so deeply.