♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You’re the one who hears a noise and runs toward it. You’d survive the first act but die trying to prove you’re not scared. Bold energy, bad decisions — classic Aries combo.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You’re not leaving the house unless the ghost personally Venmos you. You’ll be fine — because you’re staying home with snacks and pretending the haunting doesn’t concern you.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): You’d survive by talking to the killer. You’d be like, “but why do you feel that way?” and accidentally start trauma-healing the villain mid-murder.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You’re crying before anything even happens. You’re not dying first, though — you’re too busy guilt-tripping everyone into staying together.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): You’re 100% the dramatic one. You’d be filming a reaction TikTok mid-attack, saying “If I die, make it viral.” You might not live, but you will trend.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You’d survive by logistics alone. You’ve already drawn up a floor plan, escape route, and color-coded weapon chart. The killer’s scared of you.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You’re running from the killer in designer shoes. You’ll die beautifully, though — like, main-character-fall-with-good-lighting beautifully.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You are the killer. Don’t even deny it. You’re dark, mysterious, and way too calm about blood on the floor.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You’d survive because you’d accidentally wander off to get snacks right before the chaos. The group’s dying — you’re just chilling at 7-Eleven.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You’d survive because you’re too stubborn to die. You’d side-eye the killer mid-attack like, “Not today, I have goals.”
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You’d be the one trying to reason with the ghost like it’s a social experiment. “What if we just coexisted?” You’re not scared, you’re curious — and maybe too confident.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You’re the one who knew this place was haunted but went anyway “for the vibes.” You’ll die dramatically, holding a candle, probably crying, but it’ll be cinematic.