♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Aries, you’re a ruthless lover — if it’s not fiery, passionate, and slightly dramatic, you’re bored. You’ll fall hard, fight harder, and still text “wyd” five minutes after the breakup.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): Total lover. You’re built for soft launch relationships and matching pajamas. You’ll feed your partner, spoil them, and then act shocked when they catch feelings.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): You think you’re a lover, but babe, you’re chaos in cute shoes. You’ll flirt with three people at once just to “see where the vibe takes you.”
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): Lover. Like, overly so. You’re baking cookies for someone who hasn’t texted back since Tuesday — it’s sweet, but maybe chill a little.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): You love big, bold, and LOUD. But if someone doesn’t match your energy, you’ll go full ruthless real quick. You’re either obsessed or unbothered — there’s no in between.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You’re a ruthless lover in disguise. You’ll do everything for someone… until they mess up once. Then you’re like, “Delete, block, goodbye.”
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): Lover. You’ll romanticize someone’s basic text message like it’s Shakespeare. You believe in love — even when you shouldn’t.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Ruthless. You’ll give all your love to the right person, but cross you once and they’ll never emotionally recover. It’s giving “I love you, but also… I hexed you.”
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You love freedom more than people. Ruthless with a smile. You’ll ghost someone and call it “protecting your peace.”
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You’re a strategic lover — slow to open up, but once you do, you’re all in. Until then, you’re emotionally on Do Not Disturb.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You say you’re a lover of humanity, but one-on-one? Ruthless. You’ll analyze emotions like a lab experiment and call it self-care.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Certified lover. You’re crying to songs, journaling about your crush, and planning the wedding before date two. It’s unhinged, but adorable.