♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Your first love was basically a competition. You still tell the story like you won or lost a championship game, not a relationship.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You remember the snacks and the dates more than the actual person. Your first love is less about romance, more about the meals you shared.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): You probably had two “first loves” at the same time because commitment? Not really your thing back then.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You still have a box of notes, pictures, and random receipts from your first love. You’ll never admit it, but you’ve cried over it this year.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): Your first love was a whole movie in your head. You made them the star — and you were, of course, the director.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You replay every tiny detail of your first love like it’s a case study. You could write a dissertation on where it all went wrong.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You’re still lowkey stalking your first love’s Instagram. Don’t lie, you checked their new boo’s profile last week.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Your first love is probably still a little scared of you. You either wanted forever or nothing at all — subtlety wasn’t part of the package.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You were “in love” for like three weeks before you ghosted them. But in your memory? It was a full-blown epic romance.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You treated your first love like a five-year business plan. And when it ended, you were more mad about the wasted investment than the heartbreak.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): Your first love didn’t even know they were your first love. You kept it all in your head like it was a secret indie film no one else got to see.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You wrote poetry, cried, made playlists, and swore they were your soulmate. Honestly, you’re still not fully over it.