♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
You’ll toss anything. Fast. You don’t have time for clutter or nostalgia — if it doesn’t spark adrenaline, it’s gone. Then you spend three days mad that you can’t find your favorite hoodie.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
You’re not a hoarder, you're a keeper of comfort. That stained hoodie? You love it. That mug with the chip? Still perfect. You’re nesting like the apocalypse is tomorrow.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
You have emotional attachments to things you forgot you owned. You'll toss stuff during random 3am purges, but then cry over a movie ticket from 2018 you accidentally shredded.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
If it has even a whiff of meaning, it stays. You’ve got a box full of stuff you “can’t explain” but “need to keep.” Your clutter tells the story of your emotional journey — and no, you can’t get rid of the napkin from that one diner.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
You only keep things that make you feel like the main character. Dramatic birthday cards, glittery outfits, love letters? YES. That sad broken stapler? Get that thing AWAY from your energy.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
You keep everything. Literally. Not because you’ll use it — but because the idea of throwing it out gives you chest tightness. You’ve got receipts from 2017, seven empty lotion bottles, and a charger for a phone you don’t even own anymore.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
You're deeply torn. You don’t want to be a hoarder, but also that candle jar is kinda cute and you might reuse it. Your space is an aesthetic museum of indecision.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
You keep what matters... and what holds power. You’ve got stuff you won’t admit you still own. Somewhere in your closet is an ex’s hoodie, a mystery journal, and probably something cursed.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Throw it out. Throw it all out. You’re like, “This doesn’t fit my vibe anymore” and immediately donate it to a stranger. You travel light — emotionally and physically.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You don’t keep junk — you keep assets. If it’s useful, it stays. If not, it’s gone without a second thought. Your closet is 50% “just in case” and 50% “I could resell this.”
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You keep weird things. A Ziploc bag of concert wristbands. A USB you can’t access. A broken keyboard. Why? No idea. But your collection is a chaotic archive of vibes and genius.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
Plot twist: you seem sentimental, but you’re ruthless. You’ll throw away a birthday card mid-cry because “memories are in the heart.” You delete, detach, and ghost your own belongings.