♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Your FYP is a rush of chaos: gym fails, people fighting in fast food parking lots, and a guy yelling “WAKE UP GRIND NEVER STOPS.” The mood ring is glowing rage-orange and somehow smells like Monster Energy.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
It’s soft lighting, matcha latte tutorials, 17-step skincare routines, and people whispering “this is your sign to romanticize your Tuesday.” Your algorithm is trying to tuck you in and feed you pasta.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
Your FYP is having an identity crisis. One second it's a conspiracy theory, then it’s a makeup hack, then someone trauma dumping in a parking lot. The algorithm is spinning the wheel and just seeing what sticks.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
It’s baby animals, tear-jerking proposal videos, and sad girl walks set to Phoebe Bridgers. Your mood ring is giving “don’t look at me, I’m fine” energy with a side of cozy chaos.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
Your FYP thinks you're famous. Dramatic outfit reveals, concert POVs, and that one girl saying “you are THE moment” with sparkles and reverb. You didn’t choose the spotlight — the algorithm did.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
It’s productivity TikTok heaven: “Here’s how I schedule my day,” time-blocking, label-making, color-coded life. The mood ring is aggressively teal and probably set a reminder to stretch at 3:15pm.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
You’re deep in “Which perfume matches my soulmate?” TikTok. Your FYP is 85% vibe checks, 10% thirst traps, and 5% “reasons why you're actually the problem” content. It’s giving soft glam and emotional whiplash.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Tarot cards. Late-night confessions. A girl crying in her car at 1am and you're like “why is this me?” The algorithm is in your emotional basement turning on a lava lamp and asking deep questions.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
It’s people quitting their jobs to move to Bali, backpacking across Europe, and hot takes about “why society is fake.” Your FYP is screaming, “You weren’t meant to live like this!!” And you believe it.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You’re getting money tips, real estate TikToks, and people saying “If you aren’t investing by 25 you’re behind.” Your algorithm is trying to get you a LinkedIn sponsorship. The mood ring is black and made of granite.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Your FYP makes no sense. Frog in a tiny hat. DIY cold plunge made from trash cans. A girl dancing with a ghost filter and talking about the moon. The algorithm is unhinged and you are THRIVING.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You’re being served dreamy montages, sad playlists, signs from the universe, and one specific person’s soft launch you refuse to move on from. Your mood ring is weeping gently in pastel tones.