♈️ Aries (March 21 - April 19) – The Human Hurricane ❌
Aries lives in chaos and thrives in it. They’ll leave a mess, forget to pay bills, and blast music at all hours. They’re the type to throw an impromptu party on a Tuesday night and say, “Oh, were you sleeping?” If you need structure and peace, run.
♉️ Taurus (April 20 - May 20) – The Cozy Provider ✅
Taurus will turn your place into an HGTV dream home. They’ll keep the fridge stocked, the vibes immaculate, and probably have candles burning at all times. The only problem? If you touch their stuff or mess up their routine, they’ll hold a grudge forever.
♊️ Gemini (May 21 - June 20) – The Walking Reality Show ❌
Living with Gemini means your apartment never has a dull moment. They’ll bring over so many random people, talk your ear off one day, and then disappear for three days straight. Also, expect zero privacy because they need to tell you everything.
♋️ Cancer (June 21 - July 22) – The Passive-Aggressive One ❌
Cancer is so sweet—until you do something they don’t like. Then? They’ll slam cabinets, sigh dramatically, and “accidentally” leave notes like "Some people don’t know how to clean up after themselves…" They won’t confront you directly, but you will feel the tension.
♌️ Leo (July 23 - August 22) – The Diva Roommate ❌
Your apartment? That’s Leo’s stage now. They’ll take forever in the bathroom, expect you to be their personal hype person before they go out, and never clean—because why would they? Also, their stuff will slowly take over all shared spaces. Good luck.
♍️ Virgo (August 23 - September 22) – The Responsible One ✅
Living with Virgo is like living with a professional organizer. They’ll always pay bills on time, keep things spotless, and probably color-code the spice rack. The only issue? If you don’t live up to their standard of cleanliness, they will judge you (silently, but aggressively).
♎️ Libra (September 23 - October 22) – The Social Butterfly ✅
Libra will keep the apartment cute and drama-free. They’re chill, fun, and always down for a wine night. The downside? They hate confrontation, so instead of telling you they’re mad, they’ll just start acting slightly different and hope you figure it out.
♏️ Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) – The Mysterious One ❌
Living with Scorpio means never knowing what they’re thinking. They’ll spend most of their time locked in their room doing who knows what. If you wrong them? You will feel the wrath in subtle, terrifying ways. They’re quiet, but their energy is intense.
♐️ Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) – The Vanishing Act ❌
Sagittarius is never home, which sounds great, but it also means they’ll forget to do literally anything around the house. When they do show up, it’ll be at 3 AM with a group of strangers asking if you wanna go on a random trip.
♑️ Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) – The Apartment CEO ✅
Capricorn treats the apartment like a business. Bills are never late, things are never messy, and they’ll never bother you unless you are the problem. The downside? They will judge you for being irresponsible and may send passive-aggressive Venmo requests.
♒️ Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) – The Inventor of Chaos ❌
Aquarius will definitely forget to pay rent at least once. They’ll also bring over questionable people, start random projects that take over the living room, and probably eat your food without realizing it. They’re fun, but you might lose your sanity.
♓️ Pisces (February 19 - March 20) – The Emotional Wreck ❌
Pisces will definitely be crying in the kitchen at 2 AM over something you don’t understand. They’ll borrow your stuff without asking, leave half-empty coffee cups everywhere, and have zero concept of personal space. They’re lovable but a disaster.